Oh, darling Jessica. How did you know that I would need help with content this week? You are a doll. So here’s a simple little meme for you guys to chew on while I finish packing.
Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Off the top of my head I know that Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) and I share a birthday.
Where was your first kiss?
I honestly don’t remember my first kiss ever but I DO remember my first kiss with my husband. I was renting a house with a couple of friends in Norman, OK. I had gone out with Jacob a couple of times and met his friends so after a night at the bar they all came back to my house to watch Shaun of the Dead (HIGH-larious). Jacob and I stepped into the backyard to smoke a cigarette and get some alone time to talk and he leaned down and kissed me. It was lovely.
Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?
I have never vandalized anyone’s property.
Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
Nope. Only in a playful manner.
Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
YES. Karaoke, baby!
What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?
Hair and eyes.
What really turns you off?
Bad teeth and ugly shoes.
What do you order at Starbucks?
Right now I’m loving the pumpkin spice latte. Venti, of course.
What is your biggest mistake?
Not finishing college before jumping into a career that I really hated.
Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
Getting piercings and tattoos.
Say something totally random about yourself:
I hate eggs but will eat them if made into an omelet.
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
I look like Satan.
Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?
Of course! We love Yo Gabba Gabba in my house.
Did you have braces?
When I was 13 I had braces for a little over a year.
Are you comfortable with your height?
Yeah, I’m a pretty common height, 5’4”.
What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?
My husband is so romantic. It’s the little things that make me fall in love with him like taking the baby so I can sleep in late or making dinner. I swoon on a daily basis.
When do you know it’s love?
You. Just. Know.
Do you speak any other languages?
Not really. I know a little French and I’m slowly learning Farsi.
Have you ever been to tanning salon?
I’ve never laid in the UV coffin but I have done the spray tan a few times.
Have you ever ridden in a limo?
A couple of times. That’s something that’d be special for younger people. I’m over it.
What’s something that really annoys you?
People who are oblivious and block a walkway. I just want to ram them with the stroller.
What’s something you really like?
Swimming, reading, blogging, sleeping.
Can you dance?
I dance about as well as the average person.
Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
I have never been in an ambulance. The one time it was offered to me I declined since my injury wasn’t bad enough to necessitate a ride in the ambulance.
I share my bed with the cutest, cuddliest, sweetest…
