February – the shortest and least productive month of them all.

New year’s resolution check-in time, y’all!

Last month’s check-in

1. Get knocked up.
CHECK!

2. Leave my hair alone.
I straighten it every day but since I’m conditioning it and not fucking it up with dyes it is looking pretty healthy. Go me.

3. Spend less money on myself.
I bought a couple of shirts to wear to work because I feel like my work wardrobe is sad and slipping into super-casual lately. Had to remedy that. Otherwise, no other purchases have been made.

4. Lose an average of one pound per week.
I need to start exercising when I actually have the energy which is in the middle of the day. I’m going to start walking during my lunch so that I don’t end up waiting until the end of the day and then I’m too tired to do anything active. I have gained weight and it’s not baby weight. It’s called Dominos pizza.

5. Learn at least one song in its entirety on my guitar.
I haven’t had much of a chance to practice but I plan on working on the Happy Birthday song so I can play it at Avery’s party in March.

6. Read at least two books every month.
Nope. I just saw The Help on DVD and will be starting that book tonight so at least I’ll get back into reading.

7. Work on making master bedroom look like a bedroom and less like a large closet with a bed in the middle of it.
No change from last month. I still need to purchase the duvet cover set and tweak the headboard.

8. Be less of a bitch.
This is a stupid resolution. See? I’m even a bitch to myself.